After my last post about Steven Dorff and his hot Deacon Frost character, I got to thinking…(yeah, I’ll do that from time to time). Anyway, I remember seeing vampire movies back in the day (no you don’t need to know exactly which “day”) and the vampires were all older dudes without much in the way of sensuality. They were gravitating more toward the monster or scary category. These days, vampires are smokin’. Take a look at the old style vampires:

This is Max Schreck in “Nosferatu”…shoosh! That’s just wrong and a face only a flying mammal momma could love.

After Max, most vampires looked like Christopher Lee here. An improvement to be sure but still…

Now, in 1979 horror movie makers started getting the idea. Frank Langella played Dracula and while it’s true that he was sportin’ some serious 70s hair and disco boots, the improvement on Vampire evolution is notable. Plus, I might mention that in close-ups of this man you can see that his eyes shimmy rapidly back and forth. I believe that’s something Mr. Langella can’t control but it made for some excellent close ups of the good Count. It was a little creepy and a little sexy as a good vampire should be.

Richard Roxburgh in “Van Helsing”
Personally, I’m fond of the hot vampire who can get really monstrous when the need arises. Take the movie “Van Helsing” for instance. Dracula is a nice looking man…until he gets mad and then he’s some horrific flying bat monster. I had one of those in my room once and had to trap it in a bathrobe (a bat, not a horrific bat monster)…but I digress. These days, the vampires get better looking with each passing year. I suppose if you’re a vampire, then that would be the case since you’re not aging, you have ample cash and the fact that there are many advances in cosmetic surgery, etc. I’ve found a few of the hotter vampires for your review. I understand that not every vampire appeals to every mortal, but these are a few that I think are right up there on the hot-o-meter.

Steven Dorff in “Blade” (the one that got me thinking)

Johnathon Schaech in “The Forsaken”

Kate Beckinsale in “Underworld: Evolution”

James Marsters in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (tv)
As an aside, Spike (pictured here) is a British punk vampire (which is rare) but most of us had no idea that the accent, while great, was not real. James is quite American.

Salma Hayek in “From Dusk Till Dawn”
O.K., sorry dudes, that image kinda sucks (ha! Get it?). Here’s a non-vampire related image for you.

Better? You’re welcome.

Stuart Townsend in “Queen of the Damned” (as Lestat)
Sweet jumpin’ jehosephat! Now that’s a freakin’ vampire; the kind for whom you’d offer up a jugular.

Aaliyah in “Queen of the Damned”
I can hear every guy out there echoing my “sweet jumpin’ jehosephat” with this pic. The sex scenes between Akasha and Lestat are responsible for the baby boom of 2003. (Calm down, they weren’t explicit.)

Angie Everhart in “Bordello of Blood”

Wesley Snipes in “Blade”

Parker Posey in “Blade: Trinity”

Dominic Purcell in “Blade: Trinity”

Gerard Butler in “Dracula 2000″ (you know, that ripped Leonidas from “300″)